Legal
Terms & conditions
In force since 1 January 1998. Read so far by 0 users.
Art. 1. Purpose
This site presents a fictional company, as a parody. By browsing it, you accept that dreams are not fulfilled in instalments.
Art. 2. Offers
No offer, interest rate, APR or calculation on this site is a real offer. The instalment calculator is mathematically correct and wrong in every other respect.
Art. 3. Intellectual property
The logo, copy and illustrations were created for this parody site. Character names belong to the world of the film Teambuilding. The site is not affiliated with the film’s producers.
The photographs on this site are AI-generated. The people in them do not exist and are not the film’s actors. Any resemblance is an unintended synergy.
The Source Sans 3 and Source Serif 4 typefaces are used under the SIL Open Font License 1.1.
Art. 4. Liability
PLM Global is not responsible for anything. This is an internal policy, applied consistently since 1998.
Art. 5. Changes
We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, with prior notice on a Friday at 5:45pm.
Art. 6. Governing law
Romanian law and the Cupa Veseliei rules. Disputes are settled amicably, at teambuilding. The jury is provided by the Oltenia branch.